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Christmas Gift Ideas (15 of 15)
For $119.95 the ultimate anti-theft device for cars can be yours. It’s a small concentrated explosive device that literally destroys the car, making it unappealing for would be thieves. Also included absolutely free, are earplugs and the phone number to your local fire department.