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BREAKING NEWS – Bnei Brak, Israel – Three Ultra-Orthodox Jewish men, are seen reading a bible trying to figure out how Jesus fed 5000 people with just two fish. They stated that they wanted to learn how to stretch their dollars as far as possible after they recently opened up a Long John Silver.