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BREAKING NEWS – Los Angeles, California – The two new judges on “American Idol” Mariah Carey and Nicki Minaj, continue their very well publicized heated feud on set. “I think both of them are acting unprofessional and we as women should be more mindful of that”, said singer Elton John.