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BREAKING NEWS – McIntyre, Georgia – After watching Honey Boo Boo on the Lifetime Channel and interviewing her family, a committee of prominent psychiatrists and Ivy League valedictorians have finally determined their I.Q.s. The current standard is, 140 and over is genius. Theirs is 165… combined.