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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – While on Good Morning America being interviewed by Elizabeth Vargas, Tom Hanks uses the “f” word. He later apologized, stating that he is very frustrated over recently making a string of bad films, and having to constantly endure neck pain because his head is 30% larger than the average human.