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BREAKING NEWS – Mecca, Saudi Arabia – A Muslim sitting on Mount Noor, is angry and frustrated over the growing cultural influence the United States has in the Middle East. He explained that he still does not understand why fellow Muslims are now criticizing him for wearing white sandals after Labor Day.