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BREAKING NEWS – Louisville, Kentucky – The CEO of Kentucky Fried Chicken David C. Novak, states that PETA is making a ruthless attempt to put them out of business. Novak explained that PETA is lobbying to get a law passed which will make it mandatory, that before a chicken lays an egg, it has to have counseling at Planned Parenthood.