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BREAKING NEWS – Marion, Ohio – At Veterans Memorial Coliseum, Mitt Romney still seems to have problems connecting with “regular” people. When asked a town hall meeting what he did for a hobby, he told them while gesturing with his hands, the approximate height he really enjoyed stacking some of his $100 bills.