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BREAKING NEWS – Los Angeles, California – More trouble for Lindsay Lohan, after the IRS seized her bank accounts for not paying $200,000.00 in taxes. The IRS stated that they have been monitoring closely, because the last two years on her tax returns, she’s been claiming as a dependent, Johnny Walker Red.