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BREAKING NEWS – Providence, Rhode Island – Governor Lincoln Chafee has now angered most of the people in Rhode, Island by referring to a Christmas tree as a “holiday tree”. However, even his critics state that he is consistent, because last year he referred to the leprechaun on St. Patrick’s Day, as an Irish midget.