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BREAKING NEWS – Baltimore, Maryland – NAACP President Benjamin Jealous, states that he is getting increasingly frustrated with blacks. He explained that blacks should start blaming 100% of their daily problems (no matter what they are) on slavery, because white people today don’t feel nearly as guilty as they should.