BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – A new controversial “gay friendly” bible called the Queen James, causes an uproar in the religious community. The Old and New Testament have been edited, to give the appearance that the bible condones homosexuality. For example in the book of Genesis, soon after Eve’s first sin, she styles her hair in a crew cut and starts wearing combat boots. And Adam is very excited with a perky attitude as he speaks to God, suggesting some new ideas on how to redecorate the Garden of Eden.
