BREAKING NEWS – Chichen Itza, Yucatán – After praying for hours near the pyramid of Kukulkan, a tourist states that she was told why the world didn’t end on December 21st. She explained that the Mayan God Waxaklahun Ubah Kan, told her that their calendar should be given the same respect as an auto insurance policy, and be allowed a 30 day grace period to complete the task of destroying this planet.