BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Director Spike Lee feels that Quentin Tarantino’s new slavery revenge flick “Django Unchained”, is disrespectful toward blacks because of the countless racial slurs in the film. Later that same day, Lee nervously admitted his hypocrisy and apologized for offending some Italians for calling Tarantino’s movie a “spaghetti western”, at the prompting of several high ranking members in the Mafia.