BREAKING NEWS – New Delhi, India – Hundreds of Hindus that now believe that reincarnation is untrue and cows are no longer sacred, are being seen bidding feverishly on the first “Whopper” being sold at Burger King.
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BREAKING NEWS – New Delhi, India – Hundreds of Hindus that now believe that reincarnation is untrue and cows are no longer sacred, are being seen bidding feverishly on the first “Whopper” being sold at Burger King.