BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Former Vice President Al Gore, has made himself $100 million richer, by selling his little watched cable channel Current TV to the Emir of Qatar-funded Arab news channel Al Jazeera. The controversial middle eastern news channel that’s often been accused of supporting Al-Qaeda, stated that they made the purchase because of how efficient Current TV is at promoting propaganda and unsubstantiated allegations. Al Jazeera also proudly announced that Al Gore agreed to give a commentary once a week on any subject he wanted, while wearing a turban.