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BREAKING NEWS – Dallas, Texas – The ACLU is no longer suing the famous Dallas Cowboy Cheerleaders for not allowing gay men to try out for their team. An out-of-court settlement has been reached which allows gay men that make the team to perform, but only when the Cowboys play the San Francisco 49ers.