BREAKING NEWS – Hollywood, California – Even though Tinseltown strongly opposes gun ownership, 93% of the actors and actresses polled admitted that they and or their bodyguards own guns. A well known actor that has chosen to remain anonymous, explained that celebrities are viewed as more valuable than common people, as it should be. He concluded by saying that “accomplished entertainers that bring joy into people’s drab lives, deserves to be protected with firearms. Whereas average everyday citizens that have done nothing to warrant any notoriety, can and should be viewed as expendable”.
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and ducks…. ducks should be shot on site as they are veryy tastey w a glass of red 🙂
Their behavior shouted these sentiments anyway but now one “anonymous” soul has admitted the obvious. You can lump liberal politicians in with the mix.