BREAKING NEWS – Miami, Florida – Burger King CEO Bernard Hees, finally admits that his fast food chain has been regularly serving horsemeat mixed in the beef with their Whoppers. An unnamed jockey that rode in the Kentucky Derby blew the whistle on the franchise. He stated that is has been common knowledge that all of the thoroughbreds that do not finish in the top three of the Triple Crown races, end up as part of Burger King’s value meals.