BREAKING NEWS – Dayton, Ohio – The Dayton Museum is now displaying the 110 year old court documents that the ACLU filed to prevent the Wright Brothers from conducting further flights after their first one in 1903. In their pleadings, they alleged that if the flights continued, they would eventually fly over someone’s home, which they felt was a flagrant invasion of privacy. A judge promptly dismissed their case, stating that their lawsuit was just as moronic as the one they filed 25 years earlier in 1878, when they argued that it was also an invasion of privacy and illegal eavesdropping, anytime a scout for the U.S. Cavalry read an Indian’s smoke signals without their permission.