BREAKING NEWS – Moscow, Russia – A meteor streaked through the skies above Russia’s Urals region Friday morning before exploding with a flash and boom that shattered glass in buildings and left about 1,000 people hurt. Many of the people initially weren’t sure if it was a meteorite, or if they were hallucinating because of the law that mandates that everyone 12 or older has to drink at least one quart of vodka before noon.