BREAKING NEWS – Colorado Springs, Colorado – The Inspiration Mars Foundation has vowed to send a manned mission to Mars, even announcing the date the rocket would be carrying a husband and wife to the the Red Planet: Jan. 5, 2018. In light of the fact that the 140 million mile trip will take approximately 1.5 years, scientists are considering the mental affects the couple will have on each other spending that much time together in confined quarters, and are now making an additional room on the spacecraft that will house a divorce attorney.