BREAKING NEWS – Woonsocket, Rhode Island – The largest chain of pharmacies in America, CVS, is now demanding that their employees give them personal information if they want medical coverage. The requested information includes their height, weight, body fat percent, and favorite color. CVS explained that if any male states that his favorite color is sky blue or plaid and alleges that they are “straight”, they will be terminated immediately, because they are either dishonest or they have some obvious mental health issues regarding an identity crisis.