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BREAKING NEWS – Lausanne, Switzerland – The International Olympic Committee makes a controversial decision regarding the sport of boxing. To promote world peace, they are now going to have both boxers sit side by side… in the same corner. They are also encouraging the fighters to learn their opponent’s language, so between rounds while they are literally right next to each other, the dominate fighter can humbly apologize for beating his adversary senseless.