BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Former Ohio Congressman Dennis Kucinich, finally confirms the rumor that he was being investigated by the House Ethics Committee before he lost in the primaries in 2012. He was accused of attempting to intimidate the employees in the cafeteria at the House of Representatives into selling exclusively cookies that were made by his “little relatives” at Keebler. Testimony was set to begin from a whistle blower that informed the top executives at Nabisco.