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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Billions of 17 year cicadas are expecting to soon crawl out of the ground on the East Coast with only one thing in mind, to breed. Scientists believe that it will be fairly easy for a male cicada to get a mate, because they had a very long time to perfect the skill of being a “smooth talker”.
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I’ve run into a few in my time but it seems more frequently than every 17 yrs. I must be lucky!
I’ve run over a few.