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BREAKING NEWS – Encino, California – Oprah Winfrey interviews Michael Jackson’s three kids in Katherine’s backyard. Joe Jackson (their grandfather) stated that this is the only interview he’ll allow, until he determines what is the proper and most efficient way to financially exploit them.