BREAKING NEWS – Mountain View, California – After millions of dollars spent on research, Google finally has for sell their all new “Glass” (glasses) for $1500.00. Their newest innovative idea gives people hands free access to the internet no matter where they are. One of the best benefits of their high tech eyewear, is that it updates every 30 seconds to where you are in relation to the nearest auto body shop. The purpose being, you can quickly get the front of your car repaired, which removes evidence that you ran over a pedestrian because you were distracted while surfing the internet.