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BREAKING NEWS – Phoenix, Arizona – The Maricopa County Sheriff’s Office has let the media take a look at Jodi Arias’ cell. In it were bags of her personal items, court documents regarding her trial, and the autobiographical book she is currently writing that the she has titled, “Why I Admire Jack the Ripper”.