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BREAKING NEWS – Prague, Czech Republic – A Czech woman has beaten staggering odds to become the first woman ever becoming pregnant with a non-human. Marine biologists as well as her obstetrician, have acknowledged that Alexandra Kinova is one month pregnant, and the father is a killer whale. She said her mind is still a little fuzzy on how she got pregnant. However Kinova said she could recall sitting at a bar in Sea World, and a very large mammal with flippers came in and bought her a drink, and then started flirting with her.

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