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BREAKING NEWS – Hollywood, California – The science fiction movie “After Earth”, is the latest flop from Tinseltown. Director M. Night Shyamalan, who once had a promising career, has now produced so many box office “bombs”, that Homeland Security placed him on a terrorist watch list.