BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – ABC announces that they want to drop Katie Couric’s new syndicated talk show “Katie”, because it did not come close to living up to its expectations. The former co-host of the “Today Show” who was once at the top of her game, is said to be in an emotional tail spin. According to insiders, Couric is so depressed, that she is frequently seen in bars sharing a bottle of whiskey with Oprah Winfrey, as they both slurred their words while reminiscing about what they used to be.
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