BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – After Illinois recently became the last state to allow people to carry concealed weapons, the ACLU plans on suing the FAA. The ACLU plans to argue that people should be allowed carry concealed weapons on commercial flights, providing that the plane is flying over U.S. air space. They also want the word “hijacker” be categorized as hate speech, and instead call them “people offering an alternative landing destination”.