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BREAKING NEWS – Stanton, California – A 72-year-old Southern California grandmother who shot at and narrowly missed a man trying to break into her home. Jan Cooper, fired one shot from her .357-magnum Smith & Wesson revolver at a man she later described as filthy with a long beard, or according to the police, “dirty” and “hairy”.