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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Republicans continue their push to require a picture I.D. in order to vote as the law of the land. Several angry democrats responded by saying that if such laws are passed, it would unfairly deny people who are in the United States illegally an opportunity to participate in national and state elections.