BREAKING NEWS – Los Angeles, California – Paula Deen posts a video on youtube, apologizing for the derogatory terms she used toward blacks, and promises to never again utter a word about any group that can be construed as racist. The Food Network was apparently unimpressed with her efforts, and promptly fired her after viewing the video. Deen responded by saying that, “They could have been more supportive, and this is a clear example of a network trying to make every nickel that they can, which is obviously controlled by greedy Jews.”