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BREAKING NEWS – Sapelo Island, Georgia – Eddie Wilson, 65, puts on his glasses while riding the ferry from the mainland to Sapelo Island. Wilson stated that he is still very proud of establishing a new world record for wearing his pants the highest, breaking the old record that was held by Fred Mertz from the 1950’s sitcom, “I Love Lucy”.