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BREAKING NEWS – Rome, Italy – After having what they both called a “Very Merry Christmas” , Pope Benedict XVI and the Archbishop of Canterbury are taking time out of their busy schedules, to read the owner’s manual so they can finally set up their Nintendo Wii Games.