BREAKING NEWS – Shanghai, China – A graduate from Fudan University is seen crying uncontrollably regarding her future employment opportunities. She was devastated after learning that Panda Express has recently imposed a hiring freeze.
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BREAKING NEWS – Shanghai, China – A graduate from Fudan University is seen crying uncontrollably regarding her future employment opportunities. She was devastated after learning that Panda Express has recently imposed a hiring freeze.