BREAKING NEWS – Coney Island, New York – Joey Chestnut retains his championship for eating a record breaking 69 hot dogs in 10 minutes at Nathan’s Annual Hot Dog Eating Contest. Unfortunately shortly after his victory he was hospitalized with two broken legs. Apparently someone gave him some brownies laced with Ex-Lax, and when it took its full affect, Chestnut was launched nearly 75 feet into the air. His agent believes that’s also a record, and is currently communicating with NASA for an official confirmation.
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