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BREAKING NEWS – Chicago, Illinois – Even though Chicago is currently the murder capital of America, Illinois’ House of Representatives and its Senate– overrode Governor Pat Quinn’s veto to end the state’s ban on carrying concealed weapons. After a long and intense debate, lawmakers from both sides concluded that thugs should not be legally obligated to show their hidden firearms, but out of common courtesy they should display them to their crime victims before robbing them and gunning them down.