BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – PETA wins a major victory after the U.S. Supreme Court ruled 7 to 2, that it would be discriminatory if kennels refused to accept human children for temporary stays. The lawsuit was filed on behalf of parents nationwide, that feels daycare is too expensive. In the majority opinion, Chief Justice John Roberts wrote that “the child must be in between 3 and 5 years old, understand basic commands, and be able to lap water out of a bowl”.