BREAKING NEWS – Boston, Massachusetts – At least five retailers with deep ties to New England will not sell the Rolling Stone magazine featuring Boston Marathon bombing suspect Dzhokhar Tsarnaev on its cover. Contributing editor Janet Reitman, stated that the national outrage stems from middle-aged men that are jealous of Tsarnaev because he is “really good looking”. She went on to explain that “attractive men are statistically rarely hostile or violent”, and based on that she doubts that he had anything to do with the bombings or if he’s even a Muslim. Reitman concluded by saying that the framed “sexy pictures of him working out at a gym with his shirt off”, that she keeps on her desk, convinces her that police are detaining an innocent man.
LOL Sadly, I believe that’s not as satirical as we would like to think!