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BREAKING NEWS – Chicago, Illinois – Beyoncé signs a multimillion dollar endorsement deal with Boeing, one of the biggest commercial jet manufacturers in the world. She announces plans to re-release her hit song “Single Ladies” changing some of the lyrics to:
“If you really like my airplane put a wing on it”.