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BREAKING NEWS – Yosemite National Park, California – After countless warnings from park rangers for being disrespectful, a grizzly bear was fined $750.00 for constantly sticking her tongue out at tourists that refused to feed her and her cubs. The bear’s union representative from PETA had the fine lowered to $375.00.