BREAKING NEWS – Key West, Florida – Diana Nyad, a 64-year-old American endurance swimmer, completed her lifelong dream by becoming the first person to swim the treacherous and dangerous waters from Cuba to Florida without a cage or flippers. She arrived in Key West two days after starting her 110-mile trek off the shores of Havana. Nyad later stated that not only did she prove that anyone can reach their goals regardless of their age, but she also proved that lesbians are not afraid of sharks.