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BREAKING NEWS – Cleveland, Ohio – An attorney for Satan files a complaint against the city of Cleveland and Ohio. In the court papers, Satan emphatically states that it was unfair for them to send Ariel Castro to his domain, because Castor’s level of wickedness is a bad influence on the demons in the pit of hell.