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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – The ACLU files a lawsuit on behalf of a group of gay men regarding the Lincoln Memorial in Washington, D.C. They are insisting that a sculptor gives him a neater haircut and removes his beard. And they also want his suit and tie replace with casual slacks and a light colored Cashmere sweater.