BREAKING NEWS – Boulder, Colorado – According to the National Snow and Ice Data Center, about a million more square miles of the Arctic Sea are covered in ice in 2013, than in 2012, which is a whopping 60 percent increase. A scientist, Anastasios Tsonis of the University of Wisconsin, is now arguing that “global cooling” is here. He also stated that, we are already in a cooling trend, and he believes it will continue for at least the next 15 years. Outraged at this new data, Al Gore has been spotted in the Arctic attempting to start several forest fires.