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BREAKING NEWS – Kabul, Afghanistan – Two sisters were promptly arrested when they violated the world’s strictest anti-gay laws in Afghanistan. After spending a few hours being interrogated by the police, they admitted that they bought the “Hello Kitty” tote bag as a birthday present for their uncle.